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That reminds me. I took a short cut to work through the cemetery just the other day and came across this bloke crouched next to a headstone.
I said, 'Morning'.
He said, 'Nah. Just having a shit.'
I took my stained shirt to the dry cleaner yesterday, he's an old chinese gentleman who's hard of hearing.
I showed him my shirt and asked if he was able to remove the stain.
He said,
"Come again?"
I said,
"No, mustard."