I just asked Professor Hal F Whit to help me write up a pice sensitive announcement and here's the result.
BRAINCHIP HOLDINGS LEMTED
(ASX: BRN)
price Sensertiv anouncmint!!!
21 MAYYY 2025
MARKET UPD8 – MASSIV DEVELOPMENTS UNLEASHED??
to whom It may consern (and all other stakehoulders & that),
BrainChop (sory BrainCHIP) are pleesed or maybe not (its Complex) to annouce a BIG huge amazing but also confidentialish BREAKTHRU that might or might not chang artificial intelegence forever OR until next tuesday
THE CIO, Shawn Hairs said, “the chip is now so edge it fall off table and go into void of compute!! It's smoller than a raisin but can do thinking like 1,000,000 ants on RedBull... it no need cloud, no need energy, it just vibes dude".
Implications??? maybe all of them!!
ALSO!! we have SIGNED (or maybe just emailed idk) an Agreement of Intent or Something with unnamed Asian techno-enabler that we met at a noodle bar during Computex (no further questions thank).
the Market should consider this announcemint as SENSITIVE coz we say so and because numbers are scary now.
Shareholders are ADVISEDED to be aware of thingz but not ask too many q’s because we busy doing lab things
– END OF EXPLOSIVE ANNOONCEMENT –