smoothsailing18
Regular
Look, I know “no salary” sounds bad. That’s because it is bad. But as I tried explaining a week or so ago to that so-called crypto recovery expert (AKA scamming bastard), I am currently busted-ar$e and stone-cold broke, so I can't afford to pay them a brass razoo I'm afraid.
I'm operating under the highly sophisticated financial model known as "skint". It’s a lean model. Very lean. Largely funded by the rather underwhelming performance of certain shares we shall not name but definitely own.
Aside from that, I haven’t exactly received formal board approval from Sean to start recruiting and paying a roaming band of agricultural ambassadors with mullets, VB's and a trestle table with a wrinkled tablecloth.
That said, Harry Cool and Smoothy will absolutely be compensated - just not fiscally.
They’ll be paid in fresh country air, confused looks from brawny blokes in RM Williams and flannies and the wonderful aroma of fresh cow manure.
Some companies offer bonuses. I am offering them a character-building opportunity.
And if they manage to sell our tech to some big agricultural businesses, we can all chip in and buy them something really nice, like an Engel fridge to keep their VB's cold. Which, ironically, will still use more power than Akida.
Bravo... I have to reread your notes there worth several reads to lift ones spirits.. to funny